I Am Not a Robot

I am not a robot.

I am not your huckleberry.

I am not a crook.

I am not, nor have I ever been a member of the Communist Party.

I am not afraid.

I am not your boss.

I am not your momma.

I am not interested.

I am not dead yet.

I am not looking at your ass.

I am not into that.

I am not a cheese Danish.

I am not working for the FBI.

I am not going quietly.

I am not staying after you said a thing like that.

I am not amused.

I am not a monkey.

I’m a doctor not a geologist, Jim.

Okay, maybe I’m not a doctor either, Jim.

I’m a free and gentle flower growing free.

But I am not your slave.

Okay, you know I’ll always be your slave till I’m dead and buried in my grave.

I’m free. I’m free.

I am not the man you knew.

I don’t even know the man you knew.

Who are you again?