retirement – Mark Bruce, Writer

Revenge of the Couch

Evidently, the couch objects to my plans to replace it. In fact, my couch wants me dead. After thinking long and hard about replacing Ol’ Paint, I finally decided not to decide right now. There seem to be other pressing issues, such as buying groceries and working on my last few law cases. But recentlyContinue reading “Revenge of the Couch”

The Little Blue House

I really think that some of you (all 30 of you) think I must run away from home for months when I don’t update this blog. Well, this time it actually happened. I found out in August that the VA would help me buy a home, despite the fact that I had to do aContinue reading “The Little Blue House”

Dirty Fingernails

I am, by trade, an attorney. You know, attorney. We dress nice. We have perfectly coiffed hair. We are well built and shapely so that the stray client conceives an indescribable passion for us and pulls us into bed. So the lawyer novels would tell you. One thing for sure, lawyers have clean fingernails. WhatContinue reading “Dirty Fingernails”